when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritos
What’s your name?
It’s sharan, what’s your name?
Oh, well my name is Tupac Amaru Shakur.
*Sharan falls on the floor,gets a heart attack.*
Shit, it was all a dream
No, it is real… I am Tupac.
*whispers to herself*
- Shut the fuck up brain, go to sleep.